Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked...

[Gee3666]

Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked...

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00am"!

2. So you can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

3. So you can say, "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

5. To see if it's like the dream.

6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

10. No one steals your chair.

[DR]

To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

Or to keep those troublesome patients from eyeing my trousers.

[udo]

I thought you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

[EmTotz]

Don't forget you could never be accused of stealing from work... or.. you could..i guess.. but i don't think they'd want the stuff back

[Maximus]

I certainly wouldn't!