Tell Us About Yourself

[JohnP]

My name's John and I'm new to this forum.  This group has a nice feel to it.  I hope to get to know all of you.  I'm a student, and my interests tend towards brain teasers and trivia.

[igor]

uh.. my name is igor but.. uh, I'm not an addict
*takes a drag off of cigarette*
nono, really, really, listen, listen to this,
I got in trouble with google, right, ok, and my lawyer told the judge that I'm a googleholic, but I'm not addicted to google!
No, really, really!
*takes another drag*
I'm not an addict! I'm not. I'm not.
*downs coffee*
can I get some more coffee?

[Maximus]

Igor, you've come to the right place.  We offer therapy for these problems at low, low prices.  I understand your condition and will do whatever I can to help.

[igor]

yes, yes, right, right, okok but um like ah, how low are we talking?
waitaminute
*takes a drag*
okok listen, listen, I'm not addicted! alright, alright?
ok ok now like uhh how much for ahh therapy for a uh non-problem?

[Oldbob]

I only charge $18.00/hr.  That's a special rate for you, Igor!   

[Oldbob]

Maximus may charge more.  Don't believe it when he says low rates.

[Firefly]

igor, baby, you need some serious help.  some sedatives could be a start, but quitting smoking should be your first priority... then perhaps a class on screenwriting to give you some sense of direction.

[JRob]

After all that weirdness, I figured I should break the chain by introducing myself.

I posted on here before, but anyway, here I am.  On most days I look more like  than like this  this  this  or even this  .  In short, I'm happy with my life, and I like the Trumalia crew.  You're a brainy bunch, and I like hanging out with people I can learn something from. 

I have an interest in code-breaking.  I'm currently working on the roman numeral rotation.  Haven't figured it out yet, but I hope to soon.

[udo]

igor, baby, you need some serious help. some sedatives could be a start, but quitting smoking should be your first priority... then perhaps a class on screenwriting to give you some sense of direction.

Um, aren't you required to smoke pot while screenwriting?  That's the only explanation I can come up with for daytime soap opera plots.

[Maximus]

Udo, I think that you are on to something.  That would explain those strange plots...   

[Gee3666]

Long, Long ago when the Earth was but a smoldering cinder, the forces at work forged a harsh and unyielding arena for life to emerge.  For much of the ensuing time Life has struggled to maintain its tenuous foothold on this most inhospitable globe; gainig ground in some areas, losing it in others.  As the age of Man dawned it seemed that for the 1st time in Earth's history, a life form, other than bacteria, would become adaptable to every climate and region on earth...  and so they did...


Three million years later, my mom and dad got bored one night and here I am.

[DanM]

Good stuff, Gee!  I can tell you'll be at home here.  I too am the product of parental boredom, or at least cold nights.

[Gee3666]

Good stuff, Gee!  I can tell you'll be at home here.  I too am the product of parental boredom, or at least cold nights.

Ahh, boredom and cold nights, the cocktail of reproduction.

[Firefly]

makes you wonder why scandinavians haven't overpopulated the earth.  cold water, no sunlight, lots of free time...

[Gee3666]

makes you wonder why scandinavians haven't overpopulated the earth.  cold water, no sunlight, lots of free time...

As well as the Ukranians.